Hi I'm Mike McAlister and this is Newsfeed. A video has surfaced purportedly showing a live wooly mammoth crossing a river. Let's take a look. Good grief! - whoever made this is terrible at compositing graphics. Some people say the creature is just a bear with a fish in its mouth but inside sources tell me it's actually Bigfoot wearing a bear suit. I guess the popularity of this hoax is proof that people want to believe in something; be it god, or a wooly mammoth, or a terrifying wooly mammoth god. All Praise Tuskagon. We offer you blurry cell phone video footage as tribute. No Tuskagon! Don't slowly approach me from that river! AHH it's terrible- you so fake" I'm Mike McAlister and you've been fed some bulls***!