Woman Pissed About New Butt Implants

This news anchor cant hold it together when reporting a story about woman who is not happy about her recent butt implants. And after seeing what they look like, I would be pissed too. Each butt cheek looks like a saggy beanbag that’s been sitting in the dingy living room of a frat, one too many drunken falls destroying whatever tensile support it had left. Seriously, she went from having a gluteus maximus to a gluteus flabbius. If there’s a reversal surgery for this kind of butt-related problem, it needs to be called either the Kardashian or the J-Lo. No doubt about that.