White Mike Vick

I’m Josh Macuga with newsfeed. In the upcoming September 5th issue of ESPN the magazine, the cover article is called what if Michael Vick were White? I think I can answer that prettily easily, if he were white, he’d be slow like me and hanging by my laptop playing fantasy football with someone, just like him, ignoring the fact that he masterminded a dog fighting ring as long as I win my fantasy league. No big whoop. ESPN also posted a picture of Michael Vick in White Face. Somewhere the Wayans Brothers’ are hoping DVD sales of White Chicks will spike, because that movie was awful. In protest of the white face picture I asked if I could do this Newsfeed in Black Face, but that was promptly rejected unlike the movie Soul Man? Remember C. Thomas Howell? That’s what I thought. Here’s the thing if Michael Vick in white face offends the most ardent of the racially charged maybe they should have protested a little more when another famous Michael in white face. I’m Josh Macuga and you’ve been fed