When Your Sister Turns Out To Be Pretty Awesome

Hamsters only live for about three years, typically, but it’s worth noting that if you have a male hamster, that dude will blow your mind as he reaches sexual maturity. It often only happens at night and will be normal again by sunrise, but male hamsters have a terrifying habit of developing massively swollen testicles to the point where it looks like the little dude is sitting on a giant pillow.