What is Canada Day?

What is Canada Day? on Newsfeed -July 1st is tomorrow and with that comes not only the day I hide away from my Russian Landlord, but it also happens to be Canada Day! Canada day, formerly known as Dominion Day is a day that marks when British Colonies were made into a single country. I say great, thank god for Canada because without it what other place could we shit on? But calling it Canada Day…It just sounds wrong…it’s like a rip-off of our Memorial Day. Saying Canada Day…It’s like saying fockleys or buying cereal that comes in a bag….so ghetto.