Weight Loss Powder

I’m Josh Macuga with newsfeed. Does your kid keep getting fatter and eating all the leftovers? Is your girlfriend putting on weight and you don’t know how to bring it up? Do you find yourself thinking that Man vs. Food is actually a good idea? Well if you answered yes to any of these questions then you need some SENSA. And you’re in luck because now there’s a SENSA sprinkle APP reminder for your smart phone. Now the only problem is getting those greasy fingers to work on the touch screen. If you don’t know what SENSA is let me fill you in. SENSA is a non toxic powder that you sprinkle on your food that sets off olfactory sensors in your brain giving you the feeling of being satiated so as to curb over eating. It’s also a sneaky way to help your loved ones lose weight without humiliating them in public, which used to be the preferred method. In other words this SENSA powder makes it a lot harder to consume the nachos bell grande during happy hour, but it will make this country a little less fat along with the meth epidemic. I’m Josh Macuga and you’ve been fed.