This is a transcript of Watch the Kentucky Derby Online on Newsfeed...Not everyone gets to experience the extravagance that is the Kentucky Derby in person, but guess what couch potatoes? You can check out highlights from the race online at NBCsports.msnbc.com! That’s almost like the real thing right? Except you can sit at home eat pizza pockets while you cry and no one will judge you. Sounds like my kind of party!