Great news gang! Another sign of the impending apocalypse, technology keeps improving!! You think it’s annoying when people say “I totally tweeted a bunch today”, – wait until you start hearing “Oh man, I can’t wait to get home and Veetle!!”. Yes, Veetle is about to be the new craze where anybody, yes anybody, can transmit a live broadcast from their very own home, apartment, or in George Clooney’s case, Stacey Keibler’s va-jay-jay. (Man that p—es me off). Anyways, all you need is a computer, a broadband connection, and a video source, which means classic videos will be readily available to us from people like this (cut to a random stupid video playing over my shoulder). Always wanted to have your own live nude chatroom? Now’s your time to give it the ole’ college try, just don’t tell your grand kids about it. Yes, Veetle! Leave it up to a bunch of smart people to invent technology that allows the rest of America to show how gross & dumb they are. I’m Jonny Loquasto & you’ve been fed.