Your Dad Paid For Porn

Posted by essog on Jun. 06, 2009

Your dad made an average of $4.00/hour at his first job and still managed to spend most of that on porn. Even during a gas shortage your father would drive his Trans Am to the store to buy porn. Your dad didnt grow his hair long to make a fashion statement, it was to save money for buying porn. Your dad considered himself a mans man even though he wore bell bottom jeans, platforms, and silk shirts. He never got his porn by way of the five finger discount, he believed buying porn was a good investment. Porn ages like a fine wine. Your dad would bogart his magazines under the bed on the shag carpet next to his choice platform shoes for easy access. Your dad proved he wasnt a candy ass by paying $3.50 to watch porn in a room with 50 other guys Your dad bought a VCR purely for watching bangin chicks go all the way with the hairiest men he has ever seen. Where do you think he got the idea for that bitchin gold chain? Your dad is from a time where pin ups ruled and you were lucky to cop a feel. Porn was the best w

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