This is the end-all, be-all of seasonal-based rap songs.
Lyrics: Fall's over - and it's gettin' real cold
Time for people to leave for Florida that are old
Time for Grandma not to drive at night cause she dread
Time to go down a skateboard ramp on a sled
I got a big coat and I'm wearin 3 layers
these gloves were real cheap so I don't care that they look gayer
Than hell - I hear bells - is that santa and his sleigh?
Or is it a volunteer who wants to take your pay?
And give it to people less fortunate than you
How dare he, the commie, that's red but not white & blue
Winter ain't about that, so warm up your car
Fill it up with cheap recession gas while you freeze your nards
Off, cause the temperature is very, very low
Then get in, start it up, and let the heater blow
yeah the nipples are really pointy on your girl's boobs
but she's really turned off by your booger ice cubes
Get winterized - plow through the ice
Get winterized - low speeds suffice
Get winterized - snow blowin ...