Top-Secret Secret Pick-Up Rules

You know the President’s Book of Secrets? This is Chapter One, baby. And now, because he’s a good guy, and he really, really needs the money, Dirty Jay is giving them to you: his three fool-proof rules for scoring lobster pot. Complete with intricate diagrams, colorful pie charts, and morbidly graphic illustrations. Hell, if it worked for Milford Fillmore, it can work for you.