Tiger - Text a Ho

Posted by elfis on Dec. 15, 2009

ELFIS just received word from his sources monitoring the North Pole NAN channels (Naughty and Nice channels). A prominent young man named Tiger has been found singing this song as a result of improper control of his putter.ELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS:Oh my wife finding out is frightful,But hoochie blondes are just too delightful,A rich young man has needs too, you know,So I Text a Ho! Text a Ho! Text a Ho!Im addicted with no signs of stopping,And theres porn stars that still need popping,So when the lights are turned way down low,I Text a Ho! Text a Ho! Text a Ho!Whomever I finally kiss goodnightHow I hate not having them in my phoneCause since I learned to T9 right,All the way home I moan.My ...

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