The Patriot

Posted by pklinke on Dec. 06, 2011

Tell the world:

A real patriot supports the America that watches 14-straight hours of football on a 46” LCD while the Ford rusts on blocks in the yard. The America that loves drinking beer at parades and shooting unlicensed assault rifles. The America that revs their truck engine and yells racial slurs at the migrant workers in the Home Depot parking lot. The America that doesn’t own a passport and damn well never will. Because despite what that highfalutin Obama might say, America is for Americans…and we have our gosh-darn birth certificates. The Patriot.

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