The Butterface Song

written and performed by kevin hamilton lyrics: i saw a girl in line at the DMV she was lookin pretty fine from what i could see she had a smokin body and long brown hair started to picture her in her underwear well she finished up her business and she turned around i was a little startled by what i'd found could not believe my eyes i dont know what i was thinkin this girl had a face like abraham lincoln butter face shes a butter face she needs a pillow case draped over her grill cuz she looks like dr. phil oh what went wrong her parents came so close I guess god just gave up From the neck up