I invited my friends over for movie night. Me, Pepper, and Brittney were all set up for one of those great gangster flicks with these rugged tough Latinos all tatted-up and ready to pop a cap on anybody who wandered into his turf sporting the wrong colors. Then I started to wonder what if he were in the room watching us. How would we react to his presence, would we panic in terror, or will one of us get up and take off our clothes and mount him? We enjoyed movie night, maybe next time we'll watch a Kung Fu movie.