Sports Bloopers!

If I had one dream it would be to die watching a video of sports bloopers. I belong to a small religious sect which believes that the soul is enriched by watching the suffering of others mainly through competition or sport. To say that the advent of sports bloopers movies was a revelation to my congregation is to not say enough. In gymnastics falls, football collisions, and innumerable horse racing catastrophes we have attained a level of enlightenment never before dreamed of. So naturally to slip loose this mortal coil while zoned in on a strongly spiritual experience is the only true way to die. Watching hilarious accidents and wrecks in great sports bloopers videos!