How can a sexy video be made without any nudity? This was my task as I entered the final year of my masters program in the internet production at the prestigious Xavier School for the online arts. My senior thesis contains the sexiest images recreating private parts. In crafting this masterpiece i pulled from as many sources as possible including trees, shrubbery, and fruit until there was enough erotic imagery to overwhelm anyone. All to prove that a sexy video can exist without any human being featured.