Celebrity Scandal Watch EXCLUSIVE!!!! 3 of Hollywoods hottest starlets (Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Kate Bosworth) in the arms of the same man. Who is the lucky fellow? Also, a new extreme sport is taking over Middletown Community College resulting in the mysterious disappearance of cafeteria trays. Tune in for Clyde's demonstration of this new extreme sport (please do not attempt this at home).