Oliver Calls a Taxidermist

Posted by oliverwellington on Aug. 16, 2008

I must admit to you that I am outraged as I type these words: it appears that two men in Georgia have found the body of Bigfoot! However, the creature that they found dead in the woods is not theirs; it was actually felled by me, Oliver Wellington, on my well-documented trip through Appalachia in search of the beast. As you can hear on the evidence which I am supplying to you, I had prepared extensively for this trip, selecting not only a large caliber gun but also taxidermy services.

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