LOST Brooks DNA Orientation Film

Conspiracy theorists, rumor mongers, and industry insiders throughout the running world have speculated for sometime about the existence of a top-secret skunkworks within the walls of Brooks Running, but when this 16-millimeter film footage washed up on the Jersey Shore, fiction became reality. Now, for the first time, take a startling glimpse inside the shadowy world of the research unit known as B.I.L.B.O., and see how they used an unwitting accomplice, the Central American Jesus Lizard, to create Brooks DNA, a non-Newtonian substance that allows all runners to get some SAC.