LOST Brooks DNA Orientation Film

Posted by teamBILBO on Sep. 08, 2010

Conspiracy theorists, rumor mongers, and industry insiders throughout the running world have speculated for sometime about the existence of a top-secret skunkworks within the walls of Brooks Running, but when this 16-millimeter film footage washed up on the Jersey Shore, fiction became reality. Now, for the first time, take a startling glimpse inside the shadowy world of the research unit known as B.I.L.B.O., and see how they used an unwitting accomplice, the Central American Jesus Lizard, to create Brooks DNA, a non-Newtonian substance that allows all runners to get some SAC.

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