Long Island Killer - Safety Tips

Posted by Newsfeed on Apr. 05, 2011

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So people have been asking me how to steer clear of the Long Island Serial Killer aka The Bridge and Tunnel Jack the Ripper. In the interest of public safety and my legally required community service I’m going to give you some tips. 1. Don’t be a prostitute. 2. Don’t go to Long Island… ever… for whatever reason. It sucks there. 3. That’s about it. So good luck and carry an unregistered handgun.

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