http://www.myvzine.com Labor pains. movie trailer. Staring Lindsay Lohan Cheryl Hines & Chris Parnell. directed by Lara Shapiro. Lohan plays the part of useless secretary who claims to be pregnant to keep her job. She has to fake it for nine months. The movie could scotch rumors that she is having a lesbion affair with DJ Samantha Ronson. How can she be pregnant?