Julianne Hough Sexy Dress

Country star Julianne Hough is causing quite the stir with the sexy dress that she wore on the red carpet on Sunday at the Academy of Country Music Awards. Some people are even saying it was too sexy…those people are losers. Stop trying to ruin this, nerds. My theory for the dress that Hough chose is that she is an environmentalist and she was just trying to limit the amount of wasteful fabric she wears to help save the Earth. She is a hero. Lady Ga Ga was quoted as saying, I don’t know what the big deal is, I have worn less to award shows and my dresses were made of beef brisket.