I Dumped Her

Is this loser actually in complete denial about getting dumped? Is he just sketching out how he's going to explain this to his friends? Or is he just so inscrutably demented that he defies any psychological characterization? Whatever the case, it's clear he's a douche bag of epically douchey proportions. We'd love to hear your own interpretation of this timeless masterpiece from the creators of "Oh No You Didn't".