Hugh Hefner Dumped

Posted by Staff on Jun. 15, 2011

24 year old Crystal Harris has called off her engagement to Hugh Hefner, who the last time I checked was 112 years old. It could have been the age difference, but Crystal Harris, known at the Playboy mansion as ‘The Blonde with the Big Boobs number 13,’ has been seeing Dr. Phil’s son Jordan McGraw, who like his father knows how to split up marriages that are unhealthy. See Jordan is a “record producer” and she’s an “aspiring singer” and as a girl who has appeared naked in a magazine you have to keep up appearances and bang your way to the top right. I hear Hef is pretty broken up about the whole thing? Yeah because getting married is so much better then having sex dozens smoking hot blondes willing to do anything to make it!I been saying for awhile I thought this was the real thing between Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris. Turns out I was wrong. The 24 year old dumped Hugh Hefner and broke up the engagement for Jordan McGraw.

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