Hermione Sex Tape?

If Emma Watson made a Hermione sex tape millions of people would be offended. But millions more would be thrilled because what is better than seeing a beloved children’s book character engaged in acts that would make a whore blush. Emma Watson has kept her clothes on in front of all cameras. Proving shes a true lady with class and elegance. Of course if the decided to do a few nude scenes no one would mind, no one at all.