Geraldo Rivera is a Douche

During his hurricaine Gustav coverage Geraldo Rivera reports a man needs to be rescued and is in the water and is "swimming". After the event Geraldo learns he was "heroically" inspecting/securing a propane tank. However, the event is reported as a dramatic "rescue", by the reporter...TWICE!...in the same report. It's funny to hear Geraldo report the man is in the water and needs help, "I'm calling to the police" and "he's swimming!" One could excuse Geraldo's exuberance, but he is a little quick to make judgments. He hears someone else say the man is swimming and Geraldo is too quick to report, "He's swimming". He wasn't; he was on a life line and life vest to assess the propane tank.