Felony Fights- a bunch of crazy guys fight and beat the flesh off each other. Felony fights is what happens when you use steroids and just can’t stop. Words of Wisdom from this installment of Felony Fights- “There ain’t nothin right on the left side of my brain and nothing left on the right.” Bro, no wonder they were treating you like a punching bag, you don’t even have proper functioning motor skills. Flame shorts guy, you should have put that beer down, maybe you would have passed out on us. Those 209 guys really get barbaric; it’s ironic that the most confident team gets owned so badly.Felony fights is almost like fight club, but without the wit. The fighters just look like Neanderthals with steroid abuse. Maybe he should have worn mitts.