ELFIS Story part 9 - The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

Posted by elfis on Dec. 05, 2009

Funny Christmas Song performed by ELFIS. Made famous by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp. Lyrics by BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP, music by unknown.http://www.ElfisLives.com ELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.LYRICS:The restroom door said Gentlemen, so I just walked inside.I took two steps and realized Id been taken for a ride.I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. What could be worse?Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.The restroom door said Gentlemen, it must have been a gag.As soon as I walked in there, I ran into some old hag.She sprayed me with a can of mace and sacked me with her bag.I could tell this just wouldnt be my day. What could ...

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