ELFIS Story part 5 - I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer

Posted by elfis on Dec. 05, 2009

Funny Christmas Song about a roadkill reindeer performed by ELFIS. Made famous by Bob River on Dr. Demento. Lyrics by Bob Rivers, music by Richard Storrs Willishttp://www.ElfisLives.com ELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS: I Came Upon a Roadkill DeerI came upon a roadkill deerA sorrowful sight to beholdHe lay upon the highways edgeHis body was stiff and coldI bet he never saw the carCareening through the snowThe lights shone brightly in his eyesAnd then they laid him lowI came upon a roadkill deerAnd lifted him off the roadWell all enjoy a Christmas feastOf Bambi sloppy joesBe careful of those gravel bitsThey really get stuck in your teethWell place the antlers from his headUpon our holiday wreathI ...

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