Crane's Cables Snap Dropping Big Truck

This is why you park your ride yourself instead of shelling out for the valet. Just can't rely on those guys to make sure that they put you in the no crane-crash zone. Then they'll haggle with you and lie and say that the huge crane-sized dent in your car was already there when you pulled up, and if you take the ticket, then you've already given up any liability on their part. The whole game is rigged, man.