The denizens of the internet have prayed for a Britney Spears sex tape almost as long as the internet itself has existed. Back in the late nineties and early 2000s, Britney was arguably the biggest pop star on the planet and one of the hottest women in the world, as well. Then, she went through a long-time weird, manic phase in which she married a douche named Kevin Federline for about six months, shaved her head, and faded into obscurity. Surely, these circumstances would lead lesser divas into the realm of celebrity sex tapes, but the best thing we got was a video of Britney stoned. So, until she finally lets a sex tape slip, at least enjoy these hot pictures of her and remember the good old days.If only this could be true, that Britney Spears would release not one sex tape but two! A little Seussian rhyme for you to assuage the pain that this is not exactly a Britney sex tape. It's about as close as it comes, though.