In the wake of Osama Bin Laden’s death and quick burial at sea, there are a number of conspiracy theories circulating. Many wonder why Osama was buried in the ocean so quickly after his death. The reasons for that are simple. First, the US wanted to abide my Muslim law stating a person must be buried within 24 hours of their death, and second, they chose the ocean because it’s Spring Break… duh, let’s hit the beach. A number of people believe that is a publicity stunt and it is too convenient that Obama would make this announcement leading up to his re-Election campaign for 2012 … When most Americans were asked about this coincidence, they stated who cares, he’s dead, that’s awesome! Not to worry though Republicans, I heard there are plans in the works for Sarah Palin to re-kill Osama in October of this year, along with Cobra Commander and a heard of caribou.