Bed Bugs

Posted by Newsfeed on May. 12, 2011

Bed Bugs on Newsfeed - So you just signed a lease to an apartment that looks like a refugee camp and now you’re worried about bed bugs. Well here are three facts that will help you avoid them and give you more time to focus on your techno fusion band.One: Bed bugs are tiny parasites that feed on human blood. They are like tiny Robert Pattinson’s. Two: Bed bugs are making a resurgence due to increased travelling and wild animals. They are like the STD of the animal kingdom.And three: There are many ways to get rid of bed bugs, but most common approaches are vacuuming, wrapping and heat treating your mattress, kind of like running a sad hotel. So there you go, and until you get enough money to move, keep safe and good luck with your techno fusion band! But seriously it’s the worst music I’ve ever heard.

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Tags bed bug problem, bed bugs, blood, bugs, get rid of bed bugs, insects, vampire bugs

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