Tropical Storm Irene

Hey Southeast, I don’t think an umbrella’s gonna cut it. Tropical Storm Irene moved toward Puetro Rico and Hispaniola on Sunday, with the entire Florida peninsula within the storm’s potential path, according to the National Hurricane Center. Now, if I was just judging by the storm’s name, I’m guessing Irene is probably going through menopause & is completely dissatisfied with the way things are going at the office, and she really wants to take a 2nd Honeymoon with the hubby to Disney World, but he says it’s just not in the budget right now. In other words, Tropical Storm Irene is pissed off. Since many cubans & puerto ricans are evacuating to the southern US to find refuge, that now makes it 89% of all Florida residents without valid car insurance.