I cut a tree down next to my house this spring, it was leaning toward the house and was twice as big as that pine. With a logging rope tied at the top with a few thousand lbs of tension, the tree fell exactly where I planned it.
 Wow, how dumb. We've had tree cutters remove trees next to the house, big huge pines. It didn't cost that much, and they roped the trees to make sure they fell the direction they wanted. They fell them exactly where they wanted. There were two that leaned toward the house too. I wonder if they think it was cheap now.
I saw a house with a tree smashed into it. A neighbor was laughing the guy called a tree service to give a quote to cut it down. $1500.00. So the guy saved 1350.00 bucks by having two good ole boys do it for 150.00. After they destroyed the house they wanted paid.
Actually, it wasn't rednecks. Rednecks are beer drinkin, sometimes toothless, and definitely snow witted Americans, but those guys looked like 30-50 something white collar guys who hadn't used a chainsaw except for cutting small limbs with an electric chainsaw. A redneck would have done it right as they're familiar with trees and making them died. It starts off with a PROPER notching, and then you finish it off WHILE yanking the tree in the right direction with your 38" tire equipped Chevy. Those guys are a
He's not very Poplar fo doing such a bad job. He should look for other work Oak-ay!! This guy probably thinks A-Corn is a rap star. Willow, or will he not stop doing such a shitty job, and emBark on a new profession.
yeah i worked a couple lumber jack jobs wheni was 16 with pros and thats how they did it except for the 38 tire equipped chezy we just pulled on the rope with 3 ppl
Shucks, you know nothin you Northern Trash, why if'n they were rednecks they woulda blowded it up with 3 sticks of jelly and fAcked the blokes wife and daughter to boot.
That tree was leaning on top of the house.. Shoulda tied it or something.
What is with this guy's laugh?
F The tree and the house! WHERE IS NOTHINGTOXIC YOU KUNTS?!?
kunt
I cut a tree down next to my house this spring, it was leaning toward the house and was twice as big as that pine. With a logging rope tied at the top with a few thousand lbs of tension, the tree fell exactly where I planned it.
Hey, what did you expect?
lol even the guy recording saw this coming
 Who did not see this coming? No pulleyropes at all, and tree leans towards the house (-.-')
 Wow, how dumb. We've had tree cutters remove trees next to the house, big huge pines. It didn't cost that much, and they roped the trees to make sure they fell the direction they wanted. They fell them exactly where they wanted. There were two that leaned toward the house too. I wonder if they think it was cheap now.
Would have been funnier if everyone ran away.
dumb fvck with a dull azz chain saw
 silly people these days.. gravity pushes down not to the side...
I saw a house with a tree smashed into it. A neighbor was laughing the guy called a tree service to give a quote to cut it down. $1500.00. So the guy saved 1350.00 bucks by having two good ole boys do it for 150.00. After they destroyed the house they wanted paid.
 How did they think anything else could have happened? that guy was leaning on the tree and pushing it towards the house!
Yeah, I'll buy that. That laughter was pretty gay.
Screw it, mom & dad needed a new living room anyway. Bonus: their insurance isn't paying for it, the contractor's is.
Yep, they're about as smart as your average contractor.
 Well now you got the sky light you have always wanted. =D
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flumgard, u like a urd that wont flush, just swirling around in the bowl making shitreak marks everywhere
 I like the part where the video is so long I could see the shadows move
 self-fulfilling prophecy?
 Not quite a epic fail but none the less it only took out the front porch, besides, they were bonded right?
 Is they Negroes?
i liked the part when the tree fell
 fuckin lol
DB!
Awesome
I love the laughter of the guy filming this fail!
I see Moe and Curly, but I can't make out Larry
Like I keep saying: the worlds full of fuktards and they breed much faster than people with a clue.
That's SLOW witted, not snow witted btw.
Actually, it wasn't rednecks. Rednecks are beer drinkin, sometimes toothless, and definitely snow witted Americans, but those guys looked like 30-50 something white collar guys who hadn't used a chainsaw except for cutting small limbs with an electric chainsaw. A redneck would have done it right as they're familiar with trees and making them died. It starts off with a PROPER notching, and then you finish it off WHILE yanking the tree in the right direction with your 38" tire equipped Chevy. Those guys are a
I guess you won't be getting a phone call for the Ax Men show.
 Wtf did he think? that the tree would defy gravity and fall the other way?
He's not very Poplar fo doing such a bad job. He should look for other work Oak-ay!! This guy probably thinks A-Corn is a rap star. Willow, or will he not stop doing such a shitty job, and emBark on a new profession.
they did run away
Yha, The Guy From The Bar & 2 Mexicans.
No contractor, Just a guy from a local bar.
its the "fvck the earth day" revenge
seriously that rocked!
I'm sure you do, everybody else does. I blame you. Go ahead and kill yourself. I'm sure somebody would help you.
i blaim the USA!
Snow witted is much funnier tho'
yeah i worked a couple lumber jack jobs wheni was 16 with pros and thats how they did it except for the 38 tire equipped chezy we just pulled on the rope with 3 ppl
Shucks, you know nothin you Northern Trash, why if'n they were rednecks they woulda blowded it up with 3 sticks of jelly and fAcked the blokes wife and daughter to boot.
Ya, real rednecks woulda got shitfaced and blew the damn thing up with dynamite!!
Jackasses
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No, he thought it would fall on the house and end up on Break.