Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon Opening

Transformers 3 Opening on NewsFeed – The latest Michael Bay installment of ‘explosions and no story’ continues as this weekend he brings us Transformers 3: The Dark Of The Moon. The story is about a kid who has robots fight other robots that are all coincidentally only GM cars. I admit the fight scenes look awesome. But more importantly the jive-talking duo Mudflap and Skids will not be in the third film. This is depressing because now how are kids going to learn that robots are racist? What’s next? You’re going to have a woman who can actually act playing the love interest? Don’t ruin the summer of boobs and explosions Michael Bay!