Tour De France

Tour De France on Newsfeed -The tour de France bike race kicks off on July 2nd, which is news to me because I didn’t think they even had the race when Lance Armstrong wasn’t in it. The course ranges from flat ground to mountainous and is 3600 kilometers long. I have no idea how long that is because I’m an American and kilometers are stupid. The favorites to win this year are either German Andy Schleck or Spaniard Alberto Contador… Or a different skinny dude wearing spandex that you’ve never heard of either.