Funny Moment Thief Knocks Himself Out While Robbing Liquor Store

Here’s a good life goal: don’t be the guy who breaks into a liquor store to steal its stash of cigarette cartons and ends up knocking himself out cold in the process.

A boneheaded crook from Akron, Ohio was caught on surveillance footage as he and a group of accomplices busted into the Leprechaun Liquor Store. The thieves were intent on stealing $1,000 worth of Lucky Charms… err, cigarettes, that is.

Their heist appears to be going well at first as the gang busts open a glass door, hops over the counter, and begins stuffing trash bags full of sweet, sweet tobacco products.

Things take a turn for the dopey when one of the thieves tries to jump over the counter but ends up faceplanting so hard that he loses consciousness. Meanwhile, his buddy books it out the broken door, but it doesn’t take long for him to have some pity on his fallen friend.

The loyal accomplice drags the sleeping sack of stupidity all the way to the getaway car before hoisting him into the vehicle and driving away.