Stupid machine. I put the cookie between my buttocks, and when I fart, the two halves separate. Then I enjoy a chocolate creamy goodness of a cookie and wipe the rest off with my fingers. No toilet paper needed
Why? He already mentioned two biological units that he was neglecting that could potentially have removed the cream from the Oreos for him. It's even likely they both like the cream filling and would do it for free. Although the canine may have difficulty discriminating between the two components and just the whole thing.
I think you missed the .04 of a year part. He probably just cut down your mother's life sized aluminum dildo robot and used it for parts - in 14.6 days :)
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How does he not like the cream.
Isn't the cream the best part about the fuckin Oreo? Wat da fuq?!!!
.04 years to separate a cookie? Tf use your fingers it takes seconds -.-
wtf why not just scrape it off? it wud take 5 seconds what a idiot!
Of you use your teeth.......
Haha sweet commentary
TIS dude is lame af
Wtf was that?
Stupid machine. I put the cookie between my buttocks, and when I fart, the two halves separate. Then I enjoy a chocolate creamy goodness of a cookie and wipe the rest off with my fingers. No toilet paper needed
Wow very stupid
oreo should kill this guy
Dat MUSTACHE!
i saw some cream on those cookies
he uses the cream for his dildo machine
Why? He already mentioned two biological units that he was neglecting that could potentially have removed the cream from the Oreos for him. It's even likely they both like the cream filling and would do it for free. Although the canine may have difficulty discriminating between the two components and just the whole thing.
Who else had a "Quiet Wtf Did I Just Watch" moment after watching this?
.04 years you idiot..... That's not 4years
LOL Wasted 4 years of his life building that p. U should just peel the cream off with a knife
Oops, Village People just lost one of their members to industrial revolution of Oreo stripping!
This comments section is full of complete tools. It was satire.
Waste of time
virgin
Why they hate us.
no cream? NO CREAM?!?!?!?
Unemployed physicists are the worst physicists.
Nice
I wonder why he kept his earmuffs on the entire time? lol
Wtf is up with him ,the best part is the CREEME!!!!!
I thought this was a joke? Wtf america?
What a fuckin hipster.
Dumbass! This is a viral market campaign. You just watched a 4 minute long commercial and thought is was a mini-documentary.
i like men up inside me
how about just using your hands like the rest of us you rapist?
Well, that was...educational...
I think you missed the .04 of a year part. He probably just cut down your mother's life sized aluminum dildo robot and used it for parts - in 14.6 days :)
This video is genius.
Why not just scrap it of with a knife and who doesn't love the cream
I would snark on this, but now I'm craving Oreos.
you can't be serious. what an idiot!
He couldn't see his dog! .04 years! Such commitment.
Why?
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way way way way way way way way way way way too much spare time.
Seems like too much work
Fact, oreo's have Masonic symbols in their design.
It's easier if you use your hands!!!!
Coolest theme song
Think id just rather get a knife and take out the filling let me patent that...
He doesn't know you can buy just the cookie part?
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????