This is a transcript of "Teacher Appreciation Day" on Newsfeed...This week is teacher appreciation week, gym teachers excluded, obviously. It’s a week pretty close to my heart because my Mother was a teacher for almost 30 years. And here’s what I think my mom would want out of this week: for parents to shut their mouths and mind their own business! Let’s be serious, parents - If you really appreciate a teacher you need to realize you’re not actually in school, your kid is an a-hole, and no matter how hard his or her teacher tries, he’s not getting into Harvard. That’s what the University of Phoenix is for.Those who can't do, teach, right? Well now is the day to celebrate and appreciate all those teachers and their inability to succeed at the things they spent their lives learning! Hooray teachers!