Teacher Appreciation Day

This is a transcript of “Teacher Appreciation Day” on Newsfeed…This week is teacher appreciation week, gym teachers excluded, obviously. It’s a week pretty close to my heart because my Mother was a teacher for almost 30 years. And here’s what I think my mom would want out of this week: for parents to shut their mouths and mind their own business! Let’s be serious, parents – If you really appreciate a teacher you need to realize you’re not actually in school, your kid is an a-hole, and no matter how hard his or her teacher tries, he’s not getting into Harvard. That’s what the University of Phoenix is for.