Tea Party In Hell

The Tea Party is fired up after Rep. Maxine Waters said “The Tea Party can go straight to hell” during a forum on unemployment. Bad move Waters. Everyone knows that only the Tea Party can tell each other they’re going to hell, it’s like their N-word.

The Tea Party commented that, “Obama’s silence on these latest violations of civility has been deafening, but not surprising.” That’s so weird because the Tea Party has been so unwavering in their support of him, I don’t see… Wait never mind, they haven’t been at all. Sorry suckers.

No offense Tea Party but how does someone take your harsh words seriously when you’re named after a game that little girls play? You won’t be able to intimidate anyone until someone starts the “The Easy Bake Oven Party.”