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Grammy-winning rapper T.I. stepped off a luxury bus with his entourage Wednesday to begin serving the rest of his jail time in a halfway house in Atlanta. T.I. served time in 2009 for trying to purchase illegal firearms and is currently in jail on drug charges, a violation of his probation. Shortly after his release from prison he tweeted, "The storm is over & da sun back out. IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE SHAWTY!!!!!” Because you know being in a sober living house is one giant party." Then he Tweeted, “Welcome to the beginning of our Happy Ending!!!!" Happy ending? I didn’t know halfway houses were equipped with Asian masseuses. I didn’t even know you could tweet in jail! This sounds like the best sentence ever. Hey, does anyone have any illegal firearms I can purchase after we’re done shooting? Because my cell phone plan is almost u and my muscles are really tense from reporting boring stories about rich rappers.
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