Hi I'm Mike McAlister and this is NewsFeed. The FBI released a 191 page file Thursday on former Apple CEO Steve Jobs. The file consists mainly of people trash talking Steve: "His moral character is questionable," "He's a vegan," "He's a perfectionist," He abandoned a newborn child." Grow up abandoned child! You're an adult now! You were abandoned years ago. Your absent father missed all those baseball games to give us this. [Shows Iphone.] Worth it! I'm Mike McAlister, and you've been fed.