Hi I'm Mike McAlister and this is Newsfeed. Sports Illustrated is broadening the release of its 49th Swim suit edition to a multitude of digital devices - turning everyone of your handy gadgets into a nifty spank bank. Don't get too excited: Zooming capabilities have been limited on the digital release forcing buyers to merely guess what Kate Upton's nipple would look like at 400%. As an added bonus - those who purchase the digital copy will be able to "turn off" every alteration made with photoshop. Oh my god! Turn it back on! I'm Mike McAlister. Cue the flame transition!