Spongebob Sickness

Posted by Break.com Staff on Sep. 14, 2011

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I’m Josh Macuga with newsfeed. In ever growing industry of crazy parenting studies it seens Spongebob Squarepants is at it again! This time causing kids attention problems. That square panted piece of shit! Some study by the American Institute for wasting time and money said that they compared 60 4-year olds and had them watch Spongebob Squarepants and the much slower Callilou, two of my favorite shows and a staple on my DVR, and the Spongebob kids scored much lower than the Callilou kids. Oh snap! In this totally arbitrary scoring system it’s clear that Spongebob must be flushed down the toilet with Mr. Krabs and Patrick. Next on the docket for these genius scientists is seeing the affects of Fruit by the Foot vs. Fruit Rollups on young minds and their ability to play wiffle ball. I can’t wait for the results. I’m Josh Macuga and you’ve been fed.

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Tags cartoons, adhd, spongebob

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