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putesputes - a year ago
My caption would be: Marines orgasm together.
g0at10ver - 2 years ago
(__o__) = Butthole
Miketer1234 - 2 years ago
Don't taze me BRO!!!
Ajaxz - 2 years ago
what: is that guy on the far left doing at the very end of the video??? Just poppin some moves i guess
mrqaf - 2 years ago
at first i thot: the big black guy was gonna rape them
Elitered - 2 years ago
@mrqaf Your: An Idiot
cockrock - 2 years ago
@mrqaf no: it would be "you're"
bonestein - 2 years ago
Cops should be trained properly: Make them stand on the side of a road, taser them, and make them fall and hit their heads on the road like they do to everyone else
@bonestein u mean: like everyone who DOESN'T follow instructions.
SeethingGreen - 3 years ago
@bonestein I got tased while in handcuffs......and hit my head.
LaMicki - 2 years ago
haha: lol the camera mans laugh HAHA
fretish - 2 years ago
that was: 2-3 sec
jasontimmer - 2 years ago
"five second ride": bullshit
kylek1151 - 2 years ago
Was that Samuel L. Jackson: talking?
Throttle13 - 2 years ago
@kylek1151 Yes: This is a scene from his new movie: Tazers on a Plane
hendrix67 - 2 years ago
ahhhh!: don't taze me bro!
clutchcity19 - 2 years ago
@hendrix67 wers tha blanket? pigs in a blanket com on get it!!: i once did that 2 6 rookie cops only they wer chiks and they wer naked and instead of tasin them i buttfucked them all!! i called it 6 pigs getin butfucked and not taserd like they thought they were!!!
JordanHollis6 - 2 years ago
@hendrix67 clutchcity your extremely: gay
Subaruluvah - 2 years ago
@hendrix67 clutch: what the fucck is going through your head when you talk
ROLANDofGILEAD - 2 years ago
wow: all at once AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
g0oMb4 - 2 years ago
lol..: the black guys were like "not this shit again"
whitedevil2 - 2 years ago
synchronized screaming.: new olympic event
bry4nz - 2 years ago
DIE: PIGS DIE
Buffalo_Ron - 2 years ago
@bry4nz You: 1st
joecaholic - 2 years ago
@bry4nz die: PIGS DESERVE TO DIE
lggdoff - 2 years ago
Military Police: I believe.
omgwtfpwnxxorbbq - 2 years ago
@lggdoff you sir: are brilliant
@lggdoff MILITARY: MILITARY POLICE are actually cool. real police are not
canadian50 - 2 years ago
"I love the smell of bacon: in the morning?" Well I love the smell of a civvy shittin himself from OC spray or tazer, because the "big man" is out to get him. Kind of like the smell of defeat, really.
Americana22 - 2 years ago
@canadian50 and: this happens in Canada?
luvis4losers - 2 years ago
@canadian50 LOL: U americans are never going to stop. Dude hear the accent of the instructor, sounds so American. IDIOT!!!!
GodServant - 2 years ago
@canadian50 luvis4losers...: Shes not saying that the men in the video are european. That is what they call civilians in countries with european culture.
i_like_this_site - 2 years ago
@canadian50 yea: but you americans and FRENCH lol im ok with us ppl but um if she is a she then what her oppenion is is hersd not urs so lol...........
golfin369 - 2 years ago
@canadian50 i like this site: did summer school let u take a computer break or something learn 2 spell fucknut
Shuls - 2 years ago
@canadian50 Honestly who really cares: About any other country but the US????
Ppsh - 2 years ago
@canadian50 Shuls who said: "Honestly who really cares: About any other country but the US???? " How about everyone in the world who isn't a self-centered ignorant, arrogant maggot? So yeah, i guess we can just cut America out of that list...
GreednEnvy - 2 years ago
This was just an excuse: for most of them to bond. In a gay manner of course!
lenzz - 2 years ago
@GreednEnvy lol: is that a gay initiation?
DamienHell - 2 years ago
@GreednEnvy Gay initiation: Police initiation Potato/potato (I know it doesnt work with text)
runkbulle - 2 years ago
what a bunch of: little sissy girls
nstampede002 - 2 years ago
@runkbulle You are: and idiot. You'd scream so much louder!
sharkk - 2 years ago
@runkbulle hmm: yes he is and idiot
bigcoher991 - 2 years ago
@runkbulle dude: r u fuckinh serious do u relize how bad that hurts
anti901 - 2 years ago
@runkbulle Dude: My uncle's a prison guard. I've been tazered with one of the weaker ones, and that hurts like a bitch.
ignurent - 2 years ago
MP are considered police "officers": MP = Military Police , and I'm pretty sure that civilian police don't wear the new Army Combat Uniform.
AJL1985 - 2 years ago
@ignurent I am in the Army: And when I was stationed at Fort Lewis, Washington..we saw the Tacoma/Seattle area S.W.A.T teams do wear the ACUs...dont know why, but they do.
Shadow_Six - 2 years ago
@ignurent Heh...: because they WISH they were Army, and they think that ACU looks cool, so they have to have it. Bunch of dicks.
funnyman1 - 2 years ago
@ignurent MP: HAVE NO POWERS @ ALL OUTSIDE OF A MILITARY BASE AS SOON AS THEY STEP FOOT OFF, THEY ARE CIVILIANS.
Snowscoot - 2 years ago
@ignurent funnyman1: you're an idiot. As soon as they step foot off of a military base, they are still legal combatants, therefore NOT civilian. Being an MP with no authority outside of post, although most times true, has nothing to do with being a civilian.
laserspeeddemon - 2 years ago
@ignurent You're wrong.: Most of the time, the local police cooperate with the MP Unit in thier area, they give them a buffer room off base so that if you commit a crime 20 feet from the gate, they can do something about it. I saw a MP vehicle end a police chase, because the chase was going towards base. MP just rammed the F*CK out the car. No charges were filed against the MP.
hevysett - 2 years ago
@ignurent wowza: theres either a lot of mp's here, or a lot of other soldiers, but either way, mps are gay and will always be pissed on by the rest of the military...but on the bright side at least they're not as pansy as the Air Force S(ecurity) F(orce), aka mp pussies
theKonGofCool - 2 years ago
all cops: are gay
66669mark - 2 years ago
@theKonGofCool okay: well when in the middle of the night i rape your family, the cops aint gonna help you
SomeDumbPig - 2 years ago
@theKonGofCool Then next time: someone breaks into your house, remember not to call us then.
johny_boy_blue - 2 years ago
@theKonGofCool yep, cops are worthless: If someone breaks into your house, the cops won't get there in time to stop the thieves/rapists, and they won't catch them either. What the hell do we pay them for? To keep the roads free of those dangerous mo'fo's who don't have valid registration? Bastards.
BigRob__bitches - 2 years ago
@theKonGofCool they arent worthless!!: they are gov't fundraisers!! c'mon now!
Sw4rtZ - 2 years ago
@theKonGofCool :: So what are you saying, should each house has a stationed cop outside who can save your bum from getting raped?
Macgyver56 - 2 years ago
@theKonGofCool hey: and that my friends is why you need to get a gun, and protect your own ass.. The right to bear arms was put into place for something.
Tbg2011 - 2 years ago
its tazer: not tased
Olafing - 2 years ago
@Tbg2011 no: they got tased with a tazer
diarheaallday - 2 years ago
@Tbg2011 wtf: L2r small sac lawl sauce @ yo FACE
richardhoggard - 2 years ago
all of those: guys are in the army... they arent cops.... they are wearing the Army Combat Uniform
soggymuffin - 2 years ago
@richardhoggard then why does the dude say: something about the other officers staying clear? Is that a part of the OCT?
Roderick805 - 2 years ago
@richardhoggard AYE: the army has its own police force...dumbass
JTtheLAR - 2 years ago
@richardhoggard thier cops: Soldiers dont use tazers, cops legally have to get tazed before they can carry one.
pfunksmuzak - 2 years ago
@richardhoggard MP anyone?: hhmmm... Think b4 you open you pie hole, an flail verbal nonsense everywhere!
ey_b_06 - 2 years ago
@richardhoggard JTtheLAR: Wrong. "Cops legally have to get tazed before they can carry one" Bullshit. Did they have to get shot with their .45 to carry that as well? It depends on the Police Departments POLICY whether or not they HAVE to be tazed before being issued a tazer. Take up a law class. Or survey your surrounding P.D.'s on their policy on tazers.
ExZaclyinc - 2 years ago
the instructor sounds like: samuel l. jackson. samuel l. jackson is the man
Zeductive - 2 years ago
I know what that feels like: I pissed over a electric wire once xD
bpeter289 - 2 years ago
@Zeductive Yeah, whatever: Like anyone would believe that.
convicted_felon - 2 years ago
@Zeductive that's an urban legend: you wouldn't get shocked from pissing on anything. haven't you ever seen Myth Busters?
Steech - 2 years ago
@Zeductive Hey convicted...: Try to trick someone to piss on an electric fence (or do it yourself if you really believe what you wrote) You'll have a great laugh (try to take it on film too... you'll get a 400$ easy way)
benweiser5 - 2 years ago
@Zeductive you can: get electricuted. did YOU watch mythbusters? they said you can only if the stream stays constant. if your standing too high above it, it'll break at you won't complete the circuit
juggalolife - 2 years ago
@Zeductive ya: you can get shocked from pissing on an eletric fence i did it it hurts like a mofo
m0u5y - 2 years ago
@Zeductive lol of course u can shock yourself: because mythbusters did prove that you could, they were not able to reproduce the constant stream of piss because they didn't have enough pressure. even i can piss a constant stream and I have no penis!
VFW1602 - 2 years ago
@Zeductive its true: 100 years ago when I was young a friend of ours peed on a electricted fence. He told us it was a myth. It took him to his kness in pain. The only thing I can say is it made my GF and I laugh like hell.
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