Hi I’m Jonathan London and you’re watching Newsfeed.
This past weekend while on a site seeing trip in South Africa, pop star Shakira was attacked by an angry sea lion. The Columbian singer posted an explanation of the event on her Facebook page, but since no English-speaking person goes to that page, so I'm going to give you a re-enactment: “Hola! Venga, mi sea lion... GGUAAAAAAAARGH!!! - Aaaii-ay-ay-ay-ay-ariba!”
This is Jonathan London and you’ve just been fed. Some Shakira!