Seychelles shark attack

Hey guys I’m Jade Catta-Preta and this is Newsfeed.
Tragedy struck earlier this week when a shark attacked a honeymooning couple in the Seychelles. Seychelles is a gorgeous island country in the Indian Ocean and a very popular destination for pricey honeymoons. The Royal couple themselves just bumped parts there months ago for their incredible month-long getaway. Unfortunately not everyone is as lucky, because just two days ago, Ian Redmond, a 30 year old British man was killed in a shark attack while snorkeling. And if that wasn’t horrible enough how about this: he was just 30 feet from shore and his wife was sunbathing nearby and witnessed the entire attack. Could it be any worse, you ask? Yes, they were on the second week of their honeymoon. Wow I guess losing my sunglasses at Disney land isn’t that devastating after all…
I’m Jade Catta-Preta and you’ve been fed.