In U.S. Open news, Serena Williams lost in an upset to 9th seeded Sam Stosur. Wait, are you serious? Serena lost? No way, she’s built like an NFL linebacker. I don’t believe this, let’s see what Stosur looks like (Stosur Bicep Muscle pic). Geez! Where they arm wrestling or playing tennis?
Serena lost her cool during the match and said "You're a hater, and you're just unattractive inside" to the umpire Eva Asderaki. Good move attacking her insides because the reality is, Eva’s outsides were the hottest on the court by a mile.
What happened to all of the hot chicks in tennis, like Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova? Oh yeah that’s right… they’re not that good at tennis. They’re good at commercials though. Let’s see one of those. Now that’s tennis.